I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
Hvað tækir þú þér fyrir hendur ef þú vissir að þér gæti ekki mistekist?
Aðeins þeir sem þora að gera mikil mistök geta náð miklum árangri.
Stundin er alltaf rétt til að gera hið rétta.